Damn it! I was caught snoozing. 

Razor Ramon Hard Gay, 2nd from left, dances with pro wrestlers, the Hustle Boys, during a promotion in Tokyo. A PTA group protested Ramon's hip gyrations, but he told them he gives dreams to children. He then tore up their written complaint and took part in the Figure Four Hustle Pose. Can you just say FAGS?
 

My poor bandaged toilet. A rock fell and took a chunk out of my toilet. ! ( 

Battle scars from my ACL operation! 

Typical Japanese Christmas Dinner. I've always tried to get one of these but they are always sold out. $50 KFC meal. Can you say gourmet?  

Wow! So much inspiration from a creme puff wrapper. 

Let's not confuse this Human Dental Academy with the one for Cats and Dogs.

Sveta, Joel and me. Of course the Americans have to throw up some kind of sign.

This is my ATM card in Japan. Yes, it is very gay. 

We don't need no stinking fire extinguishers. We got dirt! 

I'm not sure what this is supposed to depict but whatever it is DON'T DO IT!!!